so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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