on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
