In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
