the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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