its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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