My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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