It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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