In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Can I color on your dick again?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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