planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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