I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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