There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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