just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Randomize
