I wish life had little blips of pornography
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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