The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Shame is for Republicans.
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