return my video game
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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