what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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