The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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