I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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