Sponge bath it is.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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