Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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