Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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