is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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