Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Nicole vs. Life
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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