I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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