Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
as a side note pls kill me
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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