Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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