But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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