So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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