covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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