So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
3pm strippers are depressing
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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