just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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