Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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