windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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