everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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