you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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