But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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