I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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