apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
