White coat. Heels.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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