sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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