Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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