I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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