I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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