you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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