im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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