you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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