Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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