This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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