yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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