Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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