she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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