Are we in a gay sports bar?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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